DaH WaCkEsZT Yo MaMa JOkEsZ
Yo MamA So NoSeY ShE bEe ALL up iin My BUsiiNeSs
Yo maMA So UgLy ShE WeAr A HaLLoWeeN MasK Tah LoOk GUD (oH ShYT iiM GEttN at Yah MoTHa HeaD LOlsz)
Yo MaMA So Fat and ShOrT, ShE LoOk LiiKe A DuMpLinG
Yo MamA So Fat WEN She Siing SHe Get FattEr
Yo MamA OLD
Yo MamA So SLoW ShE MAke Yo Granny LooK Slower lolsz
Yo MAma So Fat ShE DnT GoT KneeSz
Yo MamA So MuGG DaH CoPsz aiiNt NeeD Tah TakE A mUgg ShoT (LOlsZ DiiSZ JokE WAs HOt DnT hatE Dah PLaya Hate Da GamE)
Yo MAmA So StOOpuD She AsK mE, "WatSz Fat AnD SlOW" && ii SaiiD "U"
Yo Mama So DuMB wen ii AsK Her SuTTn B LiikE "HUH" (LOlSz ii Made uP DiSz Joke WeN ii Was TawKn Tah My FriiEnD Mom)
Yo MamA DiRty (GoT NoThiiN El;Se Tah SAy CuZs She JuSS DuRty)
YO MamA So SmarT shE ToLd Me My Age
Yo MamA So FAt ShE WoBbLe [&&] DnT FaLL (HahA YoO iiF Yah GoT CoRny JokEsz SEnD dEm Tah MEh)
Yo MamA So Fat SuM NiiGgaH StaBbEd Her iiN DAh NeCk AnD ShE sAiiD Who ScRAtHeD MeH (LolSz Get iiT???)
Yo mAmA So StOoPuD ShE Try Tah RoBb SuBwAy WiiFF a MetRoCard
Yo MamA LoOkSz LiikE A bALD ChiiCkEn
Yo MaMa So DuRTy...ShE MadD DuRtY (JoKe By InStAnToReO aKa Mr. WacKnEsSsz)
Yo MAmA So OlD sHe UsE Ta WeAr AiiR MoSes (LAmE JokE By SarAh)
Yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the butt (By SaRaH lolsz ShE MoRe CoRny DEn MeH)
YO MAmA So HoOd, ShE O.G
Yo MAmA So DuRty ShE MakEsz DiSz GurL FrOm MY SkOoL LoOk CLeAn
Yo MAmA So OLD ShE HeLPD PaRt ThE REd SeA
Yo MAmA So StOoPuD sHe CanT SpELL StOoPuD (YeA ii ShUD StAy iiN sKooL CuZs ComEdY ainT mY ThinG)
Yo MAmA So CoRnY sHe MAdE diisZ JokE FUnNY
Yo MamA So SmarT ShE NoE EvErYthiiNG
Yo MAmA So Gay ShE GoTa GurL FriiEnD
Yo MaMa So FaT ShE EaT Fat PattiiEsz iNsTeAd Of BeEf PattiEsz LOlsz
YO MaMA So OlD ShE StARtD FARTiiNG OUt MUmmY dUsT (HUH?? LOlsz)
Yo MamA So OLD Her BiiRThDAy EXpiiRED
Yo MAmA So OLD WEN ii AsKEd FOR hER ID ShE hAnDeD mE A ROcK
Yo MaMA So UgLY her sHaDoW gAvE Up
Yo MaMa So StOoPuD ShE ThoUGhT ChRiiS BrOwN WaS A GoOD SiiNGEr
Yo MothA-in-lAw So UGly, sHe wOn firSt place in the Wookie lOok alike contest. (LmAO WtF??? DAtSz CoRnY)
Yo MaMA So UGlY she scared DaH stitching outta Frankenstein
YO MaMa So ShORt DEy SAy SHe A miiDgET
Yo MaMa So STiNk PeOplE ThrOw GaRbAgE ON hER
Yo MamA So DuM ShE AcTuALLy USeS THe JOkEsz FrOM thiS SitE
Yo MamA So PoOr ShE StriP fOr MOnEy
Yo MamA So SloW sHe FaST
Yo MaMa So TaLL ShE wAvESz Tah TrEeSz BeCauSE ShE'Sz DAt HeiGHt (LolSz YaLL nEeD Tah LeAVe COmMenTsZ oN dEsE JOkEsz)
Yo MaMa So PoOr ShE LiVeSz WiTh HoBo'Sz CuZS DeY pAY hER ReNT (Dat WAs BEyONd WAcK lOlSZ)
YO MaMA SO FaT DaT ShE WeAr PLuS SiZE ClOThEsz CuZs She AiNt PeTiTE
