DiiSz WhERe ii B RanDoM (MOsT iiS JuSS FrOM MY hEAd [&&] DAh rEst FRoM mY FriiEnDSz)
Yo iiM JuSs fReeStYliiN DeSe JokEsZ OFF My HeAd (uMmMm Dat WasNt A JokE LOlSz)
U So BlACc WeN ii SaW u At NiiTe.....ii AinT C U (Lmao..Get iit?? So Blacc ii AiiNt C U)
LiiPsZ So CruSty LooKin LiiKe DomiNo'Sz PiZZa CrUsT
Yo LiiPSz So FuCcN AsHy && CrUsTy U neeD DeoDerAnT As ChApStiiCC
Yo MamA Fave SoNg iiSz "FiiGht tHa ShoWaH" cuzs she durty lmao
U So DuRtY Dat Yah HerPeSz GoT CrabSz
yAh BxTch AsS SmELL LiiKe OlD DuTTy WaTEr
WaTsZ OrAnGe AnD BlACK??....A TiGer DuHHH
KNOCK KnoCk...WhO'sz ThErE?...DiiNA....DiNa WhO? DiNA So CraCcN Lolsz
Y wAs DAh EnErGiizEr BUNny arrested?...He WAs ChArGeD WiiF BaTtERY
WaT DO U cALL A SHeEP WiF No LEgSZ?...A ClOUD
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
....."Shut up and eat your meat loaf" (Get iiT? Dah DoG fOOd iiS tHE MEaT LOaF lOlSz)
WAT DiiD dAh ChiiMP SaY tAh DAh GoRiLLa?...ii WaNT A BaNaNa
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?...The cop!
WATsZ FaKe AnD UgLy?...idk
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" ...."Africa," says the parrot.
WaTsz BrOwn AnD a StiCk?...A TwiiG
Why are all black people fast? ....Because the slow ones are in jail. (ii AdMiiT dAT WAs RAciiSt)
